scribble your heart out

i found a really cool site that lets you DOODLE. how cool is that!

here are a few of my cave doodles:

buckle up!

when i was a little kid, i'd go spend two weeks every summer with my aunt & uncle in ohio. my aunt was hard-nosed about safety and made me promise to ALWAYS wear my seat belt. now, i was a kid then and didn't really care about seat belts or driving, but you know what? to this day, every time i get in the car, i remember the promise i made to her. for those of you who don't have hard-nosed aunts that make innocent naive kids promise things they might not ever keep, here is a BEAUTIFUL video to inspire you each time you get in the car. =)

south park yourself!

last night, my mom, little sister and i LAUGHED OUR HEADS OFF as we south park'd our family. allow me to introduce them all to you... =)

our father who LOVES to hunt and play call of duty:

our mother who LOVES to garden and text her babies:

galilee, the eldest, who LOVES living in the city and changing her hair color every day:

natalie, the second eldest, who has the most sensitive nose and can smell anything a mile away:

franklin, her husband, who LOVES his dog and his video games and FOREVER has a 5 o'clock shadow:

bethany, the third eldest, who LOVES to paint and dye her hair RED and BLACK:

jordan, the fourth eldest, who is AWESOME and HILARIOUS and QUOTES all things stellar:

jonna, his wife, who LOVES the city AND her music and COFFEE:

me, who LOVES texting and music and george and SITTING ON THE TOILET:

jonathan, the third youngest, who is FREAKING HILARIOUS and LOVES video games:

jeffrey, the second youngest, who NEVER LEAVES HIS ROOM and LOVES to play video games:

and finally allyson, THE YOUNGEST, who LOVES her animalS, well ALL animals for that matter, and music and playing video games with her brothers:

the end.

el fin.

das ende.

el final.

wall of my dreams

my sister and i totally scored at target today when we happened upon the $1 SOCK WALL! it was so bad. you'd think it was christmas morning all over again. it got to the point where we BOTH had to put back all the socks and pick one pair each withOUT picking a duplicate pair from the other. i would pick a pair, then she would pick a pair, then i would, then she would. we were laughing so hard at the ridiculousness of it. but we got four pairs of cheap SOCKS EACH! and we shant be confused on whose are whose! (see. sisters with opposite personalities CAN get along.) =D

toyger?

get this! there is a "new breed" of cat that looks like a TIGER! its über fascinating! these "toygers" are designer cats that look like a tiger, act like a tiger, but are as small as a domestic cat. they first were bred in the '80s to bring awareness to preserving the tiger population but now they are bred for whoever's got the kizash. 

man. who WOULDN'T want a tiny pet tiger? i'd take one!

i don't care if your a dog lover, allergic to cats, or just a plain old animal hater but THAT cat is awesome. (i SWEAR to you. i'm NOT a cat lady. hahaha.)

h&y

i LOVE hoops and yoyo. these guys CRACK me up!

ps. you are SOOOO cute!

my name means what?

okay, so i was curious and i ACTUALLY looked my (first) name up in the urban dictionary (see this post). according to the ud, i am "the sexiest girl in the world." HECK YES! and... "the most adorable, retardedly funny, easy and fun person to talk to. has a sense of humor that never disappoints or keeps you from laughing, and she always has a smile on her face no matter what. and even though she doesn’t know it, she is very beautiful and smart."

yes? yes? keep talking....

"someone who knows what they want and can get it. once you meet a real stephanie, don't ever let go."

oh...
i get it.
ha. ha. ha.
my MOM probably wrote all that.
oh well, who cares. it was fun to read. =D
look up your name and let me know what it means.
just DON'T look up the name franklin.

i said DON'T!

"i'm not a dancer. i'm just drunk"

what if a cop knew you were drunk but you passed every test given...?

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

cassette art

a mansion for my mama

my mom has ALWAYS wanted a HUGE home that all her babies can come home to during the holidays. personally, i'm rather fond of the tight quarters and don't mind sleeping four to a floor by the fireplace. but my mom refuses to accept that scenerio and wants huge comfy beds for EACH and every child and i've found JUST the homes to accommodate her wishes...

this one:

and this one:

both are around 25 million each.
i'm not being TOO extravagant,
am i? =)

i'm a big softy

so small. so innocent. so soft! =)

i've been elfed!

my time

visit here to make your own.

astrological picture of the day

"explanation: our sun may look all soft and fluffy, but it's not. our sun is an extremely large ball of bubbling hot gas, mostly hydrogen gas. the above picture of our sun was taken last month in a specific red color of light emitted by hydrogen gas and then color inverted to appear blue. in this light, details of the sun's chromosphere are particularly visible, highlighting numerous thin tubes of magnetically-confined hot gas known as spicules rising from the sun like bristles from a shag carpet."

cool!

hungry for pie?

wanna know how pumpkin pies are made?

(giggling)

secret message?

secret message? i think so.

i wonder though, what exactly is he trying to say?

hmmm...

me and sarah? no way.

i'm told by the link that i look like sarah jessica parker. i would NEVER have thought that in a million years.

...i'm not quite sure how i feel about it either. see for yourself though:

eh?
(shaking head) not so much.

my teletubby sister

for halloween this year, i'm thinking of having my sister and i dress up as teletubbies. what do you think? =D

hahahahahahahaha...

is this for REAL?

my friend jen heard on the radio about this group of people who will take care of your pets when you're taken up in the rapture. you pay them a small fee and they will care for your animals while you're gone. and get this. the group? they're atheists. atheists are selling pet care to christians! stupid "christians" at that! i was laughing SO hard when i found this online:

"do you wonder what is going to happen to your pets when Jesus descends from heaven to re-unite the church with the father taking all christians - dead and alive - up to heaven? will your pets be left behind with no-one to care for them?

have no fear! we at 'post rapture pet care' are confirmed atheists and as such will be part of the left behind when the time comes. just because we are atheists doesn't mean we are not animal lovers. we adore all kind of pets and would love to look after your pets after you are gone.

for a small donation of $69.99, we will make sure your pets are well fed and taken care of long after you and your family have been taken up.

this is not a joke. we feel very strongly about pet care and want to offer the best possible services to pet owners."

...is this freaking for real?! i DIED laughing!

the curse of the chipotle undies

who wants to go with me to have some chipotle?!!! =D