my friend jen heard on the radio about this group of people who will take care of your pets when you're taken up in the rapture. you pay them a small fee and they will care for your animals while you're gone. and get this. the group? they're atheists. atheists are selling pet care to christians! stupid "christians" at that! i was laughing SO hard when i found this online:
"do you wonder what is going to happen to your pets when Jesus descends from heaven to re-unite the church with the father taking all christians - dead and alive - up to heaven? will your pets be left behind with no-one to care for them?
have no fear! we at 'post rapture pet care' are confirmed atheists and as such will be part of the left behind when the time comes. just because we are atheists doesn't mean we are not animal lovers. we adore all kind of pets and would love to look after your pets after you are gone.
for a small donation of $69.99, we will make sure your pets are well fed and taken care of long after you and your family have been taken up.
this is not a joke. we feel very strongly about pet care and want to offer the best possible services to pet owners."
...is this freaking for real?! i DIED laughing!



But if they're atheist... then they don't believe in the rapture, DO THEY!?!? HA! WOW!!
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