a bird freaking CRAPPED in my CAR!
i was at my sister's house and left my windows open because it was such a nice evening out...... >_< i came outside only to find that a bird from the pit of HELL decided that MY innocent car was the prim-o spot to drop a nasty juicy deuce on. not only did it poop on the roof, back window, AND side of the car, but it's flight pattern allowed the trajectory of it's CRAP to LAND on my BACK SEAT! my car smelled like (censored) the whole way home.
...a bottle of resolve, a roll of paper towl, and a spray can of febreeze later, i'm comfortably back inside the shelter of my home where NO MORE CRAP can touch me!
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Eww... he must have eaten Olive Garden earlier that afternoon.
ReplyDeletetell them to hold off till after I leave ...ahaha
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