an 80 year old man went for a checkup, and the doctor said, "for your age, you're in great shape."
the man replied, "yep. it comes from living a good, clean, spiritual life."
the doctor asked, "what makes you think that?"
the man replied, "if i didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time i get up in the middle of the night."
the doctor was concerned, but he didn't press the man.
when the old man's wife came in for her checkup, the doctor said, "your husband's in fine physical shape, but i'm worried about his mental condition. he told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"ah ha!" she exclaimed. "so HE'S the one who's been peeing in the fridge!"
the man replied, "yep. it comes from living a good, clean, spiritual life."
the doctor asked, "what makes you think that?"
the man replied, "if i didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time i get up in the middle of the night."
the doctor was concerned, but he didn't press the man.
when the old man's wife came in for her checkup, the doctor said, "your husband's in fine physical shape, but i'm worried about his mental condition. he told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"ah ha!" she exclaimed. "so HE'S the one who's been peeing in the fridge!"
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