you've GOT to be kidding me

i mowed last week and because i'm prone to locking myself out of my car (and my house... pretty much anything that requires a key) i made sure that i kept my keys near me just to be safe. i set them on my car so they wouldn't fall out of my pocket because i knew if i did, i'd find myself having to endlessly search my lawn for my keys.

i finished up mowing, put my stuff away and went inside to relax. i woke up the next morning and guess what. i couldn't find my keys anywhere. shocker i know! i knew they were there somewhere, i had them just the night before and i hadn't gone anywhere! so instead of looking all over, i decided to use my spare set and look for my keys once i got home from work. i grabbed the spares and rushed out to my car only to find THIS:

(do'h!)

i had left them OUTSIDE over NIGHT! i could have been robbed! ...but i wasn't. =)

a couple days later? i couldn't find them AGAIN. i knew i set them down somewhere! i used my spares once more. (thank heaven for spare keys!) two days later, i needed a band-aid and found this.....

(what is the deal!)

when will this madness end?!!!