guilty as charged

i understand that my absence has caused "MANY" people, such as yourself, a LOT of grief for not being able to laugh at someone who is MORE ridiculous(ly good looking) than themselves and for that i SINCERELY apologize. who am i to take such a gift away from you?

while i have been without a computer for a couple months now, i would NEVER dream of insulting you with such a pathetic excuse... FALSE! yes, i truly have been without a computer, but i know that it is NO excuse in this day and age. instead, i will simply list out my activities over the last two months as PROOF to you JUST HOW BUSY i have been:

this summer i’ve been so busy with...

eating,
sleeping,
working!
graduations,

baby showers,
shower singing,

alligator chasing,
office relocations,
home renovations,
chipotle shopping,

game director duties,

wicked sweet concerts,
bedroom redecorating,

urban outfitters oogling,
baby supplies shopping,
starbucks mug soliciting,
updating essential documents,
freaking out over being an AUNT!
learning IMPORTANT life lessons,

and..... shoot. i know there's more but i just can't rembmer it all!

UPDATE: 10/12/10 how could i FORGET!?! "assembling puzzling puzzles" that make you want to SWEAR. (scratch that last part....) =)