george

george:  "hello. my name is george. and i'm a prima donna."

everyone: "hello george...."

a bird freaking CRAPPED in my CAR!

a bird freaking CRAPPED in my CAR!

i was at my sister's house and left my windows open because it was such a nice evening out...... >_< i came outside only to find that a bird from the pit of HELL decided that MY innocent car was the prim-o spot to drop a nasty juicy deuce on. not only did it poop on the roof, back window, AND side of the car, but it's flight pattern allowed the trajectory of it's CRAP to LAND on my BACK SEAT! my car smelled like (censored) the whole way home.

...a bottle of resolve, a roll of paper towl, and a spray can of febreeze later, i'm comfortably back inside the shelter of my home where NO MORE CRAP can touch me!

my teletubby sister

for halloween this year, i'm thinking of having my sister and i dress up as teletubbies. what do you think? =D

hahahahahahahaha...

happy birthday to my big sister!

i love when we do our obnoxious laugh together, when we shop together, when we pray together, when we go to the POOL together AND even when we think the very same RANDOM things together. =D

i love your style, your gace, and your character. what i'm trying to say is that i love you natty. if it wasn't for you and franklin, i wouldn't be where i am today--literally. hahahaha.

happy birthday. =D

is this for REAL?

my friend jen heard on the radio about this group of people who will take care of your pets when you're taken up in the rapture. you pay them a small fee and they will care for your animals while you're gone. and get this. the group? they're atheists. atheists are selling pet care to christians! stupid "christians" at that! i was laughing SO hard when i found this online:

"do you wonder what is going to happen to your pets when Jesus descends from heaven to re-unite the church with the father taking all christians - dead and alive - up to heaven? will your pets be left behind with no-one to care for them?

have no fear! we at 'post rapture pet care' are confirmed atheists and as such will be part of the left behind when the time comes. just because we are atheists doesn't mean we are not animal lovers. we adore all kind of pets and would love to look after your pets after you are gone.

for a small donation of $69.99, we will make sure your pets are well fed and taken care of long after you and your family have been taken up.

this is not a joke. we feel very strongly about pet care and want to offer the best possible services to pet owners."

...is this freaking for real?! i DIED laughing!

you are mine forever

"i was so foolish and ignorant - i must have seemed like a senseless animal to you; yet i still belong to you. You hold my right hand. You guide me with Your counsel, leading me to a glorious destiny. whom have i in heaven but You? i desire You more than anything on earth. my health my fail, and my spirit grow weak, but You, my God, remain the strength of my heart. You are mine forever!"

psalm 73:22-26

bake day!

a tradition was started by my sister natalie to bake and deliver goodies to people in the church community to brighten their day and to encourage them, letting them know that someone was thinking about them. the tradition has continued on and this year, i was so excited to be able to be a part of it!

my sisters, april, jen, and i spent last saturday baking all sorts of goodies to share with our (my new) friends and family. we started our morning bright and early at 9 am sharp and at 9:15, we had already had our first accident. we all laughed, relieved to have gotten thee inevitable "accident" out of the way so quickly. =) we each started on our dishes and worked feverishly to get everything baked so that we'd have the time and energy to deliver everything that night. i'm not much of a cook but i LOVE seeing people light up when they get surprised. as you guessed, my favorite part was deliverying the boxes. it made it ALL worth it. =D

bake day

five things: 16-20

16. i LOVE egg roll tops. the crunchy oily shell is the best! i almost don't care about the middle part. the only reason i eat through it is because there's another "top" waiting at the end. =)

17. i lose my keys at least twice a month. its annoying.

18.  my bff, stacy, and i used to dance to jock jams in her basement. and then we would practice our "cat walk" and make fun of mf.

19. i love friends. i have watched every single episode multiple times and can answer any question you throw at me. go on, i dare you to stump me.

20. i have commitment issues when i comes to making cards. i'll have a design all planned out and it takes all i've got in me to acutally glue it down! its nuts!

an anclote wedding

my sister bethany was offered a weekend job taking photos for her boss' wedding. she asked me to tag along for the price of a few bucks and i thought, eh, why not. we rode a boat out to anclote island where the ceremony  took place--it was all quite beautiful. the bride, jen, had only three weeks to prepare for it, (long complicated story), but it turned out great!

see for yourself:

jen & marty's wedding

18 mas dias

guess what?! 18 more days until candy is über CHEAP!!!!

muhahahahahahaha!

eddie and marshall

there's nothing quite like a smile on a baby's face to brighten your day. you can't help but to smile back! a family i babysit for from time to time, the kuslanskys, have two little twin boys, eddie and marshall, who are absolutely adorable. this last time that i babysat, we had an "impromptu photo shoot" during feeding time. ("feeding time" hahahaha. that sounds so barbaric.) eddie, the cheese, is in light blue and marshall, cranky pants, is in dark blue.

enjoy. =)

the kuslansky twins

these kids are just too cute for their own good!

4 days, 6 hours...

4 days, 6 hrs, and 33 minutes until my head will find itself resting against the seat at regal hollywood 18 to watch the highly anticipated movie where the wild things are. this will be the only time where i can wear my wild things christmas ornaments as earrings and NOT look stupid. ok... maybe i'll still look stupid. but at least i'll be having fun and laughing my face off. (be jealous that you can't go with me. =D)

...there is one in ALL of us!!!

holey moley

my friend morgan spent the whole weekend with me. we visited the sponge docks in tarpon springs and pier 60 in clearwater where we had our "chance" encounter with the clearwater alien. and after we returned from our day of travels, we got ready for bed and...

enter the tiny black sharpie marker.

we had entirely WAY too much fun playing with the sharpie. =D

my personal favorites were the hairy moles.

hahaha.

the curse of the chipotle undies

who wants to go with me to have some chipotle?!!! =D

infuriating

my life source crapped out on me today. that's right, my PHONE stopped working. the one item i make sure i NEVER leave home without, quit on me. i am saddened to inform you that it was a very dark couple of hours for me. i experienced almost every stage of grief in those few hours. i did everything i could think of to fix my phone. i rebooted it. i resent the service books. i took out the battery and let it sit for awhile. i even reset my account! nothing worked.

i was at my wits end when a thought occurred to me. i see kids everyday throw tantrums and everything always works out for them. what could it hurt? why not...

so... i casually stomped my foot. nothing. i even laughed a little at how stupid i felt. and then i thought, well maybe that wasn't hard enough. so i stomped again. this time with a little more gusto--you know, just to make sure i was doing it right. and then! as if magic! my phone started working again!

see mom. tantrums DO work!
hahaha.

and now, once again, all is right in my world. (grinning)

happy birthday jonna!

happy birthday jonna! you have officially survived another trip around the sun. =D

i want you to know that i love your style, i love your artistic flair, i love your boots, i love your art, i love your husband, and i love you. i'm so thankful that you're my sister-in-law! =)

ps. i have another craft project for us. =D

case of the monday's

ever have one of those days when all you want to do is smack somone on the backside of the head? well now you can watch this video over and over again until the urge is gone. =)

save the boobies!

"the keep a breast foundation is a unique non-profit organization creating plaster forms of the female torso, customized by fine artists, and auctioned to raise funding for breast cancer. our mission is to produce art events that increase breast cancer awareness among young people and benefit breast cancer education, prevention and treatment programs in communities around the world."

here's my shirt. =D

 GO BOOBIES!

it's pumpkin carving time!

wanna design your own pumpkin? check out this cool site that will let you design a carving and then see what it'd look like after you've finished!

here is one i made. =)